That’s it— The One-ders! And then, you know how, like The Beatles— The Beatles, they use an E-A as The Beatles? Well, we can use an O-N-E like The One-ders!
(via wilderwind)
TRY not to smile like a big fucking goon.
i always cry at this part. so flawless and wonderful. perfect.
(Source: texaschainsawmascara)
one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
(Source: creepinrock, via gh0stofjealousy)
(via badparenting)
my luck meeting guys
gentlemen/men of worth: you're so cute, you deserve so much better than me.
losers/scumbags/sleaze: cum n get it gurl holla
me: fuck my life
(via contrasenso)
guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning
well now i know what i’m gonna do all day
(via menorahtheexplorer)
